I could not believe my eyes when I saw this. I want furniture like this, if only for the entertainment value when I have guests over. Torvald, the chair, and Nora, the rocking stool, were created after a rereading of Henrik Ibsen’s “The Dollhouse”. (I haven’t read it, myself, so I don’t know if the names are references to the play, but I would bet they are.) The two pieces of furniture have sensors embedded in them. Torvald has a photocell that starts his lines when it senses darkness (someone sits down). Nora has an accelerometer.
Here’s a sample dialogue, with two people sitting down. It’s like a battle of non sequiturs.
T: This time I needn’t sit here and be dull all alone. You have just come at a fortunate moment.
N: It’s wonderful! Wonderful things don’t happen every day. Take this armchair; I will sit here in the rocking-chair.
T: Has anyone been here?
N: What a thoughtless creature I am, chattering away like this.
T: You can depend on me.
N: It will make me so happy to be of some use to you.
T: Don’t disturb me. Look straight at me.
N: I am in a silly mood today. Come and sit down here, and I will show you something.
T: How unreasonable and how ungrateful you are. What sort of madness is this! Can you not understand your place in your own home?
N: What do you want of me? Have you been sitting here waiting for me?
T: I may as well tell you plainly, we were once on very intimate terms with one another.
N: You don’t understand me, and I have never understood you either.
T: Explain yourself better. I don’t understand you. Can I never be anything more than a stranger to you?
N: You must simply listen to what I say. I have existed merely to perform tricks for you.
T: You are right, it has affected us both. Something ugly has come between us. Where are you going?
N: Isn’t there one thing that strikes you as strange in our sitting here like this.
T: Here you shall stay and give me an explanation.
N: Does it not occur to you that this is the first time we two… have had a serious conversation?
T: On the contrary, I feel extraordinarily lively. And you? You really look both tired and sleepy.